What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 08:51

Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
Do many women shave their vaginas?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
Are you afraid of being alone?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do I want to give up on men?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How do I get my body in shape?
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.