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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 08:51

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

Do many women shave their vaginas?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

Are you afraid of being alone?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do I want to give up on men?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do I get my body in shape?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.